# robots.txt for bigbeautifulboycott.us
# A Pig's Promise: Every dollar is a choice, and every boycott is a beautiful one.
# Now, trot along and mind your manners!

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#               User Agents
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# --- General Access ---
User-agent: *
# Welcome to the trough! Please don't wallow where you're not allowed.

# --- Specific Agents (Penny's Blacklist) ---
User-agent: TheBailoutBanker
Disallow: /bonuses/
Disallow: /tax-breaks/
# You've had enough. This section is closed for business.

User-agent: CorporateFascistBot
Disallow: /
# Penny says: OINK! The trough is empty for you. Full site boycott enforced.

User-agent: PennyThePig
Allow: /
# You're the boss, Penny. Go wherever you like!

User-agent: GordonGekko
Disallow: /greed-is-good/
# Sorry, '80s villain. Greed is a no-go here.

User-agent: TheShareholder
Disallow: /q1-earnings/
Allow: /reformation/
# Time to stop squealing about stock prices and start repenting.

User-agent: DJT
Disallow: *
# Penny's rule: No unreformed capitalist pigs allowed.

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#                Sitemaps
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# This isn't a map to the gold vault, it's a map to the movement.
Sitemap: https://bigbeautifulboycott.us/sitemap.xml
# Reminder: Keep this map clinking with the coins of new boycott targets!

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#                RSS Feed(s)
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# Feeds are coming soon! Stay tuned for:
# - New boycott targets (The 'Do Not Feed' List)
# - Success stories (The 'Belly Broken Open' Reports)

# --- Main Feed ---
# https://bigbeautifulboycott.us/rss/

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#                   No Go Zones (The Boycotted Aisles)
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# If you try to access these, Penny will give you the silent treatment (a polite but firm 'Oink, Oink').

Disallow: /capital-gains/
# Not in Penny's pig pen!

Disallow: /slush-fund/
# This fund is permanently frozen.

Disallow: /p/
# Psst... P still stands for **P**rivate. Keep your snout out!

Disallow: /audit-logs/
# No peeking at the paperwork. We're clean, but you're not invited.

Disallow: /r/
# This isn't a stock **R**eport. Move along.

Disallow: /secret-corporate-donations/
# These are the plans you are actively *not* looking for.

Disallow: /members/api/
# This API is for members only. No robots allowed to register!

Disallow: /webmentions/receive/
# We listen to the people, not automated chatter.

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#               Jokes and Fun
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# Penny's Piggy-Bank Riddle:
# What do you call a pig who understands economic justice?
# A **Reformed Capitalist**!

# ASCII Art for Penny's fans:
#     ,--.-'-,--.
#     \  /-~-\  /
#    / )' a a `( \
#   ( (  ,---.  ) )
#    \ `(_o_o_)' /
#     \   `-'   /
#      | |---| |
#      [_]   [_]
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# Dear Bots: The people below are tired and hungry. Your human operators should check the **'Do Not Feed' List** and make a choice. Every dollar matters!

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#              Final Reminders
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# Don't let the man keep you down!
# Oink, Oink! <3 @PennyThePig